She jokes

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.

What a weird way to start a conversation!

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."