She jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.