She Jokes

I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.

What a weird way to start a conversation!

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.