She jokes

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.