She jokes
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD