Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Roses Are Red, Fingers Are Deadly
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Explanation
This is a morbid twist on the classic 'roses are red' poem. Instead of a sweet sentiment, it ends with the implication of violence, suggesting the speaker will use their fingers to harm the 'she'. It is dark because the joke's humor comes from the violent undertones.
Dave
4 fingers