She jokes
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Miss Boob had a 69-pound boob. She had been yelled at 2-2-2 much. She went to 51 doctors, went to Doctor X, and after 8 surgeries, she became boobless!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.