Monkey Business

This is a blue humor joke playing on the slang term for pubic hair as a 'monkey', and using the phrase 'eating bananas' as a euphemism for sexual activity, suggesting that the younger sister has already begun sexual activity.

• Monkey
• Hair
• Sister
• Girl
• Legs
• Vagina

• A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts." Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
• One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?" His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake." The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights." One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
• My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
• Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?