She jokes
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.
She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"