She jokes

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.

She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.

The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,

"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.