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Family Tree Invitation

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

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    The humor comes from a dark and unexpected twist. The phrase "join my family tree" is a euphemism for marrying into the family. However, the girlfriend interprets it literally as an invitation to be hanged from a tree, hence dropping the rope (used for hanging) and running away.

    Comments (5)

    Too bad, i wanted her to meet uncle Tyrone

    How many monkeys are hanging in your tree?

    you asked your girlfrend if "he"?

    sometimes I lay in my bath with a banana peel and a toaster and close my eyes and let one drop and I always drop the banana the day I drop the toaster is the dya i have an orgas