The Helicopter Fan

This is a classic blonde joke playing on the stereotype that blondes are not very smart. The joke relies on the misunderstanding of the function of the fan in a helicopter which is part of the engine, not for cooling people.

• Blonde
• Helicopter
• Misunderstanding
• Crash
• Cold
• Accident

• A blonde crashes an airplane. Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's your sign.
• There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away. The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
• How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door.
• I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.