She jokes
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”