She jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
When you think she likes someone else
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.