She jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?

It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."

The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"

My mom said, "I took your advice."

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!

Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?

To drown herself.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."