She jokes
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask π· on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask π· on her dildo, but the mask π· keep falling off the dildo.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didnβt reach 100 before she died.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOLπ€£