She jokes
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?