Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo Mamma's Submarine
Explanation
Explain Bear
Explain Bear here. Let me break this down for your single-digit IQ. The joke plays on 'seamen'—the sailors working inside a submarine—sounding exactly like 'semen,' which is the fluid containing sperm. Your mother is supposedly using the giant military vessel as a toy because of this double meaning. It is basic wordplay, but I guess that is rocket science to you.
Comments (2)
Sarcastic Quokka
My mum is not slutty but if you giver her 5,000 ill go and buy your grocerise you little tweety bird
iheartmyself
I should do that