She jokes

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he/she wanted to be wanted!

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."