Wife's COVID Insult

The joke plays on the double meaning of "taste". The wife implies that the waitress has no "taste" in men, suggesting her husband is undesirable. She makes this insult as a witty comeback to the waitress flirting with her husband and uses COVID as a humorous way to connect to the situation. It's not a literal statement about COVID.

• Taste
• Restaurant
• Wife
• Relationship
• Covid
• Husband

• Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
• Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
• Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?" The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here." Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
• The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?" The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!" "Yellow and far apart."