She jokes

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...