Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Ruler Under Pillow
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "yo mama" quip is all about saying someone's mama ain't too bright. She's so dense, she thinks a ruler under her pillow will measure her sleep time. Newsflash: rulers measure length, not time, ya dingus!
MeganTheeStallion
Yo mama so stupid she thought Cherry Valance was an actual Cherry.
IHatchChicks
Yo mama so strict she wouldn’t let Cherry Valance be a Soc because she was a girl.
Backyardigans
Yo mama so tough that when she drove her Blue Mustang, everyone shouted “Soc!”
anime2.0
Yo mama so fat when the dinosaurs died god was gonna revive the earth but he said to your mom pls move out of my way
Little Girl Lover
Yo pop is so perverted that he put a ruler up an 8 year old years but hole to see how much she could take