Johnny's Clever Reply

One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

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The humor comes from Johnny cleverly repeating the teacher's question as his answer, thus avoiding having to remember what she actually said. He uses her exact words back at her to seem like he was listening, even though he wasn't.

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