She jokes
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."