She jokes

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."