She jokes

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]