She jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.