She jokes
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So, she gets a divorce.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.