Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
She Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
