I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude walks in on his mom going to town on a banana, right? And when he asks her what the heck she's doing, she says she's practicing for a "suck the best dick" contest. So basically, the joke is that the mom is using the banana as a stand-in for, well, you know... and she's planning on using her skills in a competition. The humor comes from the shock and embarrassment of the situation, as well as the vulgar nature of the punchline. Now go back to watching your cartoons, you big goof!