She jokes
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.