She jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.