She jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.