She jokes
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.