If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
She Jokes
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
