She jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Kid

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Cheat

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Cookie

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.