She jokes

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.