She jokes
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"