She jokes
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.