She jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.