She jokes

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!