Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
She Jokes
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
