She jokes
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Off brand Hollow Knight
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.