She jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Memes
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.