My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
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Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that the aunt's zodiac sign is Cancer, right? And cancer is also a disease that kills people. So it's ironic that she died because a giant crab ate her. Get it? You are probably a dumb dumb who thinks that a horoscope is like a personality manual. That's pretty cringe, my dude.