She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.