She jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.