She jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
She really wanted a boner.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.