She jokes

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!