She jokes

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"