She jokes
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"