She jokes

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔