She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.