She jokes
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”