She jokes

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he/she wanted to be wanted!

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.