She jokes

A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.

Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.