Sexuality jokes
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
I'm so gay.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
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What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.