Sexuality jokes
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
All of us.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
You're gay, lol.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!