Sexuality jokes

Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?

Your mom gay, lol.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

My nan's gayyyyyy.

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

All of us.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

You're gay, lol.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!