Sexuality jokes
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Memes
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I love you papi's! No homo.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.