Sexuality jokes

All of us.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

You're gay, lol.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

I love you papi's! No homo.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.