Sexuality jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.

I am gay.

What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?

My dick!

I think one of my dads might be gay.

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.