Sexuality jokes

Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

Your mom gay, lol.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

My nan's gayyyyyy.

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

All of us.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

You're gay, lol.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.