Sexuality jokes
Your mom gay, lol.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
All of us.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
You're gay, lol.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...