Social Status Jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

Orphan

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

Age

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

Queen

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

Degree

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

Mansion

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Poor

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Poverty

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Shirt

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Orphan

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Loan

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........