Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? đ¸
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
All of us.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youâve gone softer than your old manâs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youâre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
