Social Status jokes
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
What gives me my power
All of us.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!