Sexuality jokes

Why do pedophiles never cum first?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

You really gay. No questions added.

I watch gay porn.

Your nan is gay.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.