Sexuality jokes
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I'm so gay.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.