Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Oof, you're gay!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.