Sexuality jokes
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I love you papi's! No homo.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I'm so gay.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.