Sexuality jokes
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
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Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I'm so gay.
I love you papi's! No homo.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.