If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Sexuality Jokes
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
