Sexuality jokes
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I'm so gay.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."