Sexuality jokes
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
She really wanted a boner.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Memes
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
I'm gay.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"