Sexuality jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Memes
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
She really wanted a boner.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I'm gay.