Sexuality jokes
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
Dario is gay.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!