Sexuality jokes
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
She really wanted a boner.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.