Sexuality jokes
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Memes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
I'm gay.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”