Sexuality jokes
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.