Sexuality jokes
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I'm gay, lol.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.