Sexuality jokes
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
She really wanted a boner.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.