Sexuality jokes

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?

Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

I'm gay.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?

They both have cum in it.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"