Sexuality jokes

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?

Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

I'm gay.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?

They both have cum in it.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)