Sexuality jokes
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Memes
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
She really wanted a boner.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.