Sexuality jokes
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.