Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Sex

    • There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

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    • Pussy

    • I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

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    • Sexuality memes

    Tranny

    • Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

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    • Attention

    • Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

    Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

    She answered, "The principal's office."

    Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

    The teacher answered, "No, what?"

    "You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

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    • Blowjob

    • A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

    Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

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    • Priest

    • What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?

    A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.

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    • Rooster

    • What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

    Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

    A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

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    • Man

    • Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.

    Person:

    Guy: You walk into a bar.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: You meet a girl.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: You guys go on a bed.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: She whispers into your ear...

    Person: I'm a man!

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