Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Penis

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Man

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

Friend

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

Memes

Scissors

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Boy

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Penis

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Child

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Masturbation

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Wank

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

Cucumber

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

Dude

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.