Sexuality jokes
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."