Sexuality Jokes

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

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A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

I love big hot sexy men.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

What is an Irish kiss?

Fellatio from a gay Irishman.

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"