Sexuality jokes

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

What does a plug do when he's horny?

He jacks off!

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

What do you call a gay drive up?

A fruit roll-up.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.