Sexuality jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
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I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.