Sexuality jokes
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.