Sexuality jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...