Sexuality jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍