Sexuality jokes
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.