Sexuality jokes
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Memes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.