Sexuality jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Memes
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.