Sexuality jokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!