Sexuality jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Memes
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."