Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Sexuality Jokes
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
