Sexuality jokes
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.