My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Listen up, slowpoke! The joke is that the grandpa inherited a "watering hole," which sounds innocent. But then he reveals he meant he's "well endowed," meaning he has a big ol' schlong! "Watering hole" is a euphemism for his junk! Get it? You probably don't, you dumb-dumb!
