How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
