Sexuality jokes

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!