Sexuality jokes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Hot man is sexy.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
You're gay if you see this.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."