Sexuality

Sexuality Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? ๐Ÿคฃ

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What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?