What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
