Sexuality jokes
I like dick.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
You're gay, stop reading.
Your mum gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.