Sexuality jokes
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
I think one of my dads might be gay.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?