New Sexuality Jokes - Page 12

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?

I love pussy.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."