Sexuality Jokes

One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"

His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."

The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."

One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

What do you call a lesbian on a bike?

A dyke...

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.