Sexuality jokes
Lions = gay pride.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
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Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”