Sexuality jokes
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Lions = gay pride.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Wanna see my pp again?
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.