Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Its tiring being straight 24/7
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
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this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
