I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
