Sexuality jokes
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.