New Sexuality Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.