Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
